Tuesday, May 25, 2004

PART OF - CLASSIC THOUGHTS OVER THE YEARS-

Who can forget this Borders e-mail?

Wow, This woman is slowly draining the life from my body. Soon I will be nothing but a souless mind monkey, waiting for the end of the world and this is how people in retail actualy go crazy. I did like that sigh of defeat from her, it lets me know that she's been beaten down by life.
Come on lady, you don't even know how to turn on a computer. You just want to have sex with strangers on the internet. I don't know what you are looking for, I'm sure you won't find the answers to any of life's problems in there.
Seriously, you are staring in there like you are looking to solve the mystery of the hacking hardcore. All you want to do is write a fucking letter to your grandkidsor grand nieces, ccause lets face it, you never got none from no one, begging them to visit you in Floral Park or Massapequa.
This is pitiful. You have more negative value then Jose Contreras against the Red Sox. The decision isn't that difficult, it's two books about almost the same thing. PICK ONE, you are 120 years old, learn to make a fucking decision. Like you even know how to use a spreadsheet you old hag. I love your murmured readings... AND SHE STILL HERE